How does one say "all hell broke loose" in Spanish?
No se. My day today was wow wow wow Wow WOw WOW! but it was good!
The morning started off pretty normal, we were prepared.
There was a fast trip to the market in the morning (5 am) I did not get to go as
I am still a rookie, you have to be at least amateur for this kind of intense
market shopping...remember anyone that is operating a restaurant this week
(which is almost everyone) was at the market this morning getting supplies for
the day just like us, and everyone wanted to get there and back as fast as
possible before the lineups at the ferry docks get long and the ferry boats get
full....to do this you do not take a rookie with you to help, especially not
one who answers most questions with "what?" and every order is
followed by "like this?" and then the famous "no se nada".
I stayed home and drank coffee and watched the sun come up.
We all had our specific jobs assigned to us and we were set
up with our own work space and were working in an assembly line sort of
way....and then we lost our smooth rhythm and we all (without saying anything)
reverted to a new tactic...a new game plan, and we all did it at the same time.
It went something like this.
Waitress - "I need 3 shrirnp ceviches"prep girl #1- " I need more peeled shrimp for ceviche"...she
throws a bucket of shrimp into my pila ,"peel these for ceviche"dishwasher girl (me) "ok dokie" I start peeling
Fire stoking girl (dude got laid off weeks ago) " I need
more clean platters for fish"Dishwashing girl "ok dokie" I do a circle around
the kitchen, find a dirty platter and push my shrimp aside and wash it. I
wonder where all these people in the kitchen came from.Prep girl 1 " I need shrimp"Fish cleaning guy
" I got it" and moved into my space and starts peeling shrimpPrep girl 2 " I need shredded carrotsdishwashing girl "I got it" and started shreddingWaitress "I need 3 lemonades"Dishwashing girl " I got it"...and started
squeezing limesFire stoking girl "I need 3 corbina" ( a fish)Fish cleaning guy I got it, leaves shrimp and runs to gut
some corbinas, I start peeling shrimp againWaitress ,"we need spoons"Dishwasher girl -digs around dirty pile of dishes..."don't
have any", goes back to peeling shrimpwaitress #2 comes with a handful of dirty spoons..."what
did you do yank them out of the customers hand while they were eating"
Someone yells."I need a knife" if I had a peso for every
time someone asked me for a knife today I would have made more pesos that the
bathroom attendant.
Bathroom attendant yells' "we are out of toilet paper"
( yes we have a bathroom attendant..we are that classy)fish gutting guys yells I got it....takes off running to the
store and has the carrot grater in his hand still Then someone forgot
the beans on the fire and someone spilled the rice, the sink overflowed,
the mens urinal got plugged..not sure with what, I almost cut off my sister's
toe (you had to be there), someone accidently got some sand on a plate of
beans. We discovered that when someone uses the new sink my water in the pila
stops running...not annoying at all.
In the end we were playing musical chairs with our work
stations, when one person couldn't finish something someone else stepped in and
finished the job. At one point there was
a stranger at the sink peeling shrimp...have no idea who he was, he was
there and then he was gone. I wish I could have kept track of how many kilos of
shrimp I peeled or of how many fish we killed...a lot. My hands got
shredded from the shrimp and the carrot
shredder but well sterilized from all the lime squeezing, we went through 25
kilos of limes today....of 25 kilo that were bought this morning there may be
10 limes left. Imagine how many limes Mexico goes through during a Semana
Santa.
To someone passing through it may have seemed like crazyness
in our kitchen but it really did all work very well, we even had time to have
some fun. At one point a very beautiful girl in a bikini came through to use
the bathroom....(I am laughing so hard I can hardly type) I heard the fish
cleaning dude first..I thought he had cut his finger off...lol, next the fire stoking
team...."Someone call the fire department" lol, we all stopped what we were doing to
laugh at each other's reactions. Her beauty was appreciated by all of us.
Let me tell you about our bathroom attendant, she is 7 years
old, the same little 7 year old that played in the water all say yesterday,
(she has a beautiful tan today). That little wild child sat in the bathroom all
day (all day), the deal is if you eat in our place you get a free bathroom pass
card for your table, if you are not eating here you pay 5 pesos to use the
bathroom, the 7 year old will take your money. She also is in charge of making
sure it's clean and there is water for flushing. I went to use the bathroom and
she tried to charge me 5 pesos, I said I'll
pay later, which was fine with her, she as so cute, she said "oh wait, let
me first check to make sure it's not a pig sty" She checked and said it's good
and there is paper too". So professional she was. She did an awesome job
all day and she made 200 pesos and never once came out to complain, she was
brought a plate of food, and poked her head out when she needed more toilet
paper and didn't even loose her cool when the urinal plugged.
At about noon I came out of the kitchen to walk to the tide line to take a photo of the beach when I
went to get back I couldn't get through the restaurant, tables were scattered
everywhere, the place was packed with people. Mexicans don't mind being
squished into tight spots, they don't mind if their table is up against the
next table, they don't mind if their neighbour spills into their space. They
are used to never having their own space, they all just become friends. North
Americans would have been horrified in our restaurant today. As far as I know
we did not have any problems, I don't even think I heard a baby cry.
We were packed full from noon to about 5:00 pm, at 7 pm when
I went home there were a few people that had stayed behind the crowd to spend
sunset on the beach.
I sat on my back steps and just stared into the sky at the
stars when I got home, just so thankful for the opportunity to be here. The
traffic passed by my house and a few times I had to laugh. I saw trucks with
the boxes full of people, families with children, lawn chairs and tables, going
home after a long day the beach. I even saw a chili truck, a chili truck here is like a grain truck back home on the
farm, the back was full of people laughing and chatting...heading home. What an
awesome way to spend a vacation. Most of these people come from inland
somewhere and don't get a chance to go to the beach every often or even never.
I imagine myself as a kid, growing up on a farm the word "vacation"
was a very foreign to us, how excited would we have been had dad loaded us into
the back of his grain truck...grandma too, and some cousins, as many people as
we could fit and head off to the nearest beach. We would have gladly driven 5-7
hours to get to the beach, lunches packed and coolers of cold drinks....oh
yeah.
Tomorrow I don't work because I need to get house packed and
cleaned but I will wander over to the
beach, my family wants to cook me my last supper....and now I start to cry.
Here is a photo of the traffic on Thursday on Mazatlan...you can only imagine what it looked like on Friday, no I wasn't there I snagged this from the Noroeste website.